Far from Me earned me a Masters Degree in MSR on Feb. 16, as well as a place on the Dean's List.

Here is a filk to "Uptown Girl" about me by my friend Susan. She rocks!

smutficgal
she's been livin' in her smut fic world
i bet she's never fucked a backstreet boy
but she sent me a really fun sex toy
just kidding, kind of

she's a smutficgal
she's been sleeping at the f.b.i.
and she's made love to some fox mulder guy
and she is now the opposite of dry
that's what i am

and then she knows that fox mulder's really fine...
she tells him, "fuck me, i want it from behind"
she'll feel the truth is tough
just because
he wants sex with a smutficgal

you know i've seen her in another girl
she's getting tired 'cause she's come 10 times
though once in one day it was 25
and it's all good.

ohhhhhhh (insert orgasmic noises here)

smutficgal
you know she really wants that "necklace of pearls"
but oops fox mulder said he just came in
her and he wants to do her teenage friend (teehee guess who?)
who thinks she's gay

and when i'm reading her fic all the time
what happens after just really blows my mind
i want to buy handcuffs
just to be
tied up tight by a smutficgal (*bg*)

she's been busy with her college work
and so i know i'll never get the chance
to make her let me get inside her pants
i'd buy some spam (hehe yeah! go spam!)

ohhhhh (insert orgasmic noises here again)

smutficgal
she's the smutficgal
everyone wants some sex from a smutficgal
she's the smutficgal....
(repeat and fade)

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